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[–] TylerDurdenJunior@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

I thought it said "invisible" tape, and I thought that was the dumbest idea ever.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

This is why it's important to have a diverse college campus.

[–] e1219@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I haven't perfected the wrap, but I found toasting it slightly after wrapping holds it together and tastes better

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[–] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Wait...

It's actually called Johns Hopkins? I thought it was John Hopkins and people were pluaralizing John in a weird attempt to be funny

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Johns Hopkins University is named after the guy that funded it at the beginning, Johns Hopkins. He was named after his grandfather, Johns Hopkins, whose first name was his mother's last name.

So Johns Hopkins has two last names, but one of them is a first name.

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

🎶 wouldn't a got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit🎶

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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks like a strip of mold. No thanks.

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[–] sirico 5 points 10 months ago

Good technique and a dab of water

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wow, I must be taking for granted the burrito jockeys in my city-- who has this problem?

Granted, that image looks like they were trying to make a burrito out of flat bread or some shit, does not look right.

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