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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But doctor, why am I having all these health problems!?

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

No worries, just have another can of delicious Monster Energy Pipeline Punch UwU

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Everyone I have known who drank Monster has been greasy and covered in pimples. All but one was overweight at least.

[–] Micromot@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

It's the opposite for me I only know one person who drinks monster and would fit your criteria. All the others just look healthy.

[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Really not nice to speak about your mother like that. Don't be angry, you'll make friends eventually !

[–] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 9 months ago

huh, everyone i know who drinks monsters has either been a girl with an eating disorder or a femboy

[–] manucode@feddit.de 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does anyone know if Monster was founded by a Nazi or some other kind of questionable person? Red Bull was.

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

What a great reason to never support anything to do with red bull. The last thing we need is a second Murdoch...

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, Lewis Hamilton, the most kawaii of waifus.

[–] EvokerKing@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Monster energy dropped Mercedes AMG petronas team for McLaren this year btw.

[–] sherlockholmez@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I think they still personally sponsor LH, though.

[–] GhostEye@lemmy.l0l.city 8 points 9 months ago
[–] squid_slime@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Wouldn't touch it, branded drinks are grim

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

UwU Monster

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Red bull also jumped from space

Monster marketing also involves stickers on pick up truck cabs and for some reason some tattoos

Needs more rock star, the energy drink you associate with cigarettes and wife beaters

[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 months ago

My local gas station only had Red Bull with 80 mg caffeine. All the other brands were giant cans with 200 mg. I needed a boost but didn’t want jittery no-sleep levels of caffeine

[–] iesou@lemm.ee 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

https://youtu.be/RPKus1FuV-o?si=8KH_pHhtDE8uaqrH

Red Bull also releases these offensive weird ads that play during sports events.

[–] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago

Don't see how that's offensive. It's actually a pretty clever commercial referencing the portrait "Venus"

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