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>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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[–] gaael@lemmy.world 160 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Based ? Alcoholism isn't based, it's fucking hard and sad.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your assessment has been quantitatively determined to be based. You may collect your congratulatory basic solution at any qualifying radio shack location.

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

While Ph of ethanol is 7.33 (near neutral), it seems most alcoholic drinks are actually acidic, and not basic.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Some people add things to wine during the wine making process to make the wine more acidic.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

The lower will always envy the upper.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -3 points 9 months ago
[–] Rognaut@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago

Holy mother of alcoholism

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] psud@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Or she's an alcoholic, who ran out of their "at work" bottle

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s to get rid of the shakes.

Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh, a fellow stick your dick in crazy enthusiast. Lemmy is starting to have it all.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

The unhinged ones are the best.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

Four rounds rapid.

Some bosses do make you wanna do this doe.