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>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves

Holy mother of based

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[–] gaael@lemmy.world 160 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Based ? Alcoholism isn't based, it's fucking hard and sad.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Your assessment has been quantitatively determined to be based. You may collect your congratulatory basic solution at any qualifying radio shack location.

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

While Ph of ethanol is 7.33 (near neutral), it seems most alcoholic drinks are actually acidic, and not basic.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Some people add things to wine during the wine making process to make the wine more acidic.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

The lower will always envy the upper.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee -3 points 10 months ago
[–] Rognaut@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago

Holy mother of alcoholism

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] psud@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Or she's an alcoholic, who ran out of their "at work" bottle

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That’s to get rid of the shakes.

Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ahhh, a fellow stick your dick in crazy enthusiast. Lemmy is starting to have it all.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

The unhinged ones are the best.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago

Four rounds rapid.

Some bosses do make you wanna do this doe.