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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

1: this dude doesn't know how calzones are made 2: calzones are sushi

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't a stuffed crust be sushi? It's a tube, it just connects until you slice the pizza

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

you can put slices of ham inside of a hotdog bun, a sub-sandwich is kind of like a hot dog

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Humans are Salad.

Unless they are still digesting, than they are often salad with croutons.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Soup, chili, cereal; it's all just salad.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

A corn dog is a calzone.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yes. Pizza was always a lie.

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[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Sushi is just made with sushi rice. It has literally nothing to do with the shape of the food.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So a Wellington is a sushi or calzone?

[–] Mok98@feddit.it 3 points 10 months ago

A calzone, the ends aren't open. A wellington is usually shown cut but that doesn't change its identification

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

A chilli relleno is a quiche

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Well this tracks since a dick is just a modified clit

[–] agitatedpotato@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oops my sushi fell on its side and turned into quiche.

[–] dpkonofa@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

No it didn’t. Quiche is open on one end. Sushi is open on 2.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

So... Pie and empanadas are calzone?

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