I'll poison my own air and freeze myself before I let that happen
this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2024
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“Oh look! Free meal!”
"This is not a request, this is an announcement."
The announcement happens after they're already inside.
"We mean business. Don't mess with us!"
If you allow spiderbros to live with you then they gonna take care of this problem eventually
Cats will solve this problem too, although they may try to share their kill with you
"Look human! I bring you prize. Is Copperhead. It was slithering across lawn like 'Ha ha! I am Copperhead. I am king of world! You will not mess with me because I will bite you and you will die!' Stupid Copperhead does not know that I am cat and I mess with anything that moves just for funsies. So, I kill it and bring to you so you may bask in awe of my skill as hunter of dangerous prey. You are impressed, yes? Yes. Of course you are." -- My Cat (the Russian Mobster of Animals), Probably
"Oh no, no no no no! Why did you bring that up here!? Arggghhhhh!!!" --My Wife, Definitely
This is a risky move if you or your neighbors use insecticides.
Or, both your spider and roach population explode because they've formed an ecosystem. Roaches eat spiders for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Oh shi-
I declare exterminatus
That's why I run my ac during the winter. I am a snowman, they are not.
So you have chosen death
Glad they don't exist where I live
Here comes my boot sorry