this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2024

914 points (97.2% liked)

Greentext

4357 readers

2691 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

914

Anon's uncle watches Andrew Tate (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

76 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] aew360@lemm.ee 149 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro

[–] spez@sh.itjust.works 45 points 10 months ago

brooooooooo

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard he has controllers he doesn't even use. They're just for display.

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 142 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That Wojack is brilliant.

Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.

[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago

What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 29 points 10 months ago

Tatejack?

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 104 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you don't announce you're going all in before you see your cards, dude

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Gamba

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 91 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Lmao. So his logic was

my wife is too ugly to fuck

He deserves the divorce, good for her.

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] binbows@sh.itjust.works 85 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn't believe in depression?

[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you've learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

25+ years of blaming your short comings on other people and any lucky break was totally a master move of skill on your part.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)

this grift has fallen? seems alive and kicking to me

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I still hear chuds at work talk about his “wisdom”.

[–] lledrtx@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Really? What line of work are you in, if you don't mind me asking.

[–] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I am in the electricity business. ⚡️⚡️

load more comments (3 replies)

[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 31 points 10 months ago

One of my childhood friends fell for the red pill etc shuck and invariably reaped nothing but degradation. It has been frustrating, but there really is nothing like having a living example of "there but for the grace of God go I" in your life

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (8 children)

We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.

load more comments (7 replies)

load more comments (5 replies)

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 66 points 10 months ago (3 children)

censors the f word

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago

I’m guessing it wasn’t "fucking."

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Considering it looks like we got 2 gs on the bottom here, I think that's perfectly fine.

[–] clearleaf@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

That looks like 4 pixels antialiased, yet there's so much meaning in them.

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 60 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He didn't fuck around and found out

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Damn didn't think it could get worse but this is it

[–] quams69@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Relationship natural selection

[–] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago

All. Hopefully all.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Thank goodness I didn't see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.

load more comments (7 replies)

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There are a lot of 40+ women on dating apps.

[–] Noedel@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Most of them wouldn't be into mysogenists though

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Absolutely. The older you get the less bullshit you're willing to put up with when looking for a partner.

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

It could have been fine if he didn't have a "change the rules because I'm losing" mentality.

[–] rabiddolphin@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Andrew Taint

[–] Mrderisant@midwest.social 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My wife and I are doing a semi open thing too. It works for us because we aren't into all the same things and recognize that we would be more fulfilled

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.

[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier

It's almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives

load more comments