Wear all green, then lay down by the hole and be invisible. Slap peoples balls away when they get too close.
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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The golf balls or their actual balls?
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My husband has a Bitter Southerner T-shirt that says Cornbread and Collards on the front. They'd have to let him in, right?
COLLARD REQUIRED. shirt is thank you.
You know it's a classy joint if they require collard shirts
How many times did Mr. Collard golf without a shirt that they had to put this up?
Minnesota?
But, but, but... I only have Mustard and Turnip shirts! What do I do?!?!
There's a clothing brand hq'ed near me called Collared Greens. Pretty catchy tbh