Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can't install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Are you saying the water supply to the tank is non standard? That's the only piece you need to interact with. I've yet to see a non standard one

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

CuloClean Portable Bidet for... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07L448T4K?ref=FuckOff

[–] Telcontar@lemmy.today 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is that ref at the end of the link?

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

LMAO - I haven't seen anyone do that before. Everything after the ? is for site tracking info, so you can remove it. There was a post about it sometime in the last couple weeks that gave examples and where to chop it off to not offer more tracking info.

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[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're basically a squishy water bottle... Not ideal but might be worth a try?

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 7 points 10 months ago

After the birth of my first child I ended up with a hemorrhoid. Truth be told, I was scared shitless to touch anything down there for a couple days after the trauma. They had given me a squishy bottle to rinse myself while everything recovered. Warm water from the tap was heavenly lol.

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just run a hose and connect one of these.

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[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol

[–] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't kink shame

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if kink shaming is my kink?

[–] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then shame on you.

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[–] s_s@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

I know an adult care nurse, she told me "everyone wipes their ass differently and they're all convinced their way is the only way."

[–] Jknaraa@lemmy.ml 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why would you want to watch that?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bidet users are depraved kinksters

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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We had them and then moved to a new place with solid metal lines going to the toilet so I couldn't reinstall our bidets. I lived in luxury for years only to have it snatched away... Don't take your bidet for granted people.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Does your toilet's water line have connectors on either side, or is it just straight from the wall to the toilet? If the latter, you really need to talk to a plumber, but the former can be solved by just getting a new hose line.

[–] rmuk 26 points 10 months ago

I just do that dog thing where I hitch my legs up and use my arms to drag my ass down the hallway runner.

[–] suodrazah@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a life changing purchase.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just wipe til the paper comes back red and you're good.

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[–] SoonaPaana@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile 1000 generations of Indians stare at you disgusted by your over reliance on technology.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"Technology" in this instance is "little nozzle pointed at bum" 🙃

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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sorry what's the joke here? Big parts of India has issues with sanitation

[–] SoonaPaana@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Sorry! Didnt mean to offend! Indians typically use their hands to wipe their butts with water. I think it is cleaner and uses less water relatively. The joke I intended to make was that India has been using water to wash themselves for several years whereas the west needed the invention of a bidet to force the change.

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[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I always feel like somebody's watching me

And I have no privacy...

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

can't believe david tennant's husband was the head of one of the largest and most power vampires in the world and david tennant was a vampire expert.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Pff If it it's extra funky I just spread my cheecks and do a good-morning in the shower

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