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Potholes In Nice Part Of Town Filled With Italian Marble (www.theonion.com)
submitted 10 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] dmonzel@lemmy.ml 31 points 10 months ago

Joke's on the Onion, the nice parts of town actually get decent road maintenance so there aren't any potholes.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like it would be slippery AF

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 21 points 10 months ago

That's the driver's problem.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In New Orleans we would just fill them up with Mardi Gras beads.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

lol i think ive actually seen that.