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[–] TempleSquare@lemmy.world 124 points 1 year ago (4 children)

A fool and his money are soon parted. From the same class of vehicles that tried to lock heated seats behind a monthly subscription.

You know what's nice? Those cars can F right off. I won't buy one new. And never will buy one used.

Always will be "budget" cars (Corolla, Civic, Versa, etc.) that won't screw around with this crap because the buyers can't afford to screw around with it.

TRY to paywall a heated seat in a Civic. I dare Honda. It won't be more than 10 minutes before someone has it badly wired up like an aftermarket subwoofer.

[–] kurosawaa@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Even Toyota is doing this now. They locked features like the digital tire pressure gauge behind a paywall on their app.

[–] I_LOVE_VEKOMA_SLC@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't a tire pressure monitoring system legally required on all cars now?

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It is, but the minimum requirement is a "low pressure" notification when tire pressure drops past a certain point. So instead of a gauge you'd get a warning light.

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[–] Col3814444@kbin.social 84 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Never EVER would I buy a car from any manufacturer that does this.

[–] conneru64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You might not have a choice if they all decide to do it. Companies are actually kinda good at that kind of collective actions sometimes.

[–] johnthedoe@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 year ago

When this becomes the norm. I look to the jailbreak community for hope.

I WILL download a car!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In my area it would take a whole 5 seconds before people either jenk mod it or otherwise jailbreak it. Ive seen VW vans from the 50s with fucking V8 diesel engines around here, folks dont need the guts just the frame.

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[–] CreeperODeath@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

It's jank modding time!! I know nothing about cars but I'm really good at making something resemble working

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We said that when the Oblivion horse armor released. And look where we are now.

At some point basically everyone will do it and marketing will fo the rest.

[–] Col3814444@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oblivion doesn’t cost $50k+ to buy. If these greedy fuckers think they can RENT me parts of a car I already own, they can go fuck themselves.

[–] McBinary@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago

John Deere has entered the chat

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Neither would I, but the majority of these cars are going into corporate fleets. I'll have one at the end of the year. I assume corporate isn't going to pay for the optionals so I'll be stuck with a crippled car through no choice of my own.

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[–] lolola@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can you at least unlock it later with experience points or in-game currency?

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Is money just irl in game currency?

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[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Welcome to the world of digital subscriptions boys. It used to be a PC only thing... not any more.

[–] somnuz@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Well.. Plenty of cars are actually becoming a rideable PC where “ride” is just an option too. This is one of this things where I can’t decide, is it more sad, scary or stupid.

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's time to root cars, it looks like.

[–] Contend6248@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And lose all warranty? Nah rather buy a car from someone else

[–] BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Until they are all doing it

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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Let's build open source cars.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like the enthusiasm, but I have no idea how a community driven project would interface with the appropriate regulatory boards to perform the safety tests to make such a vehicle street legal.

Even if we got a prototype through that, the organization would then have to take on the burden of ensuring every build lived up to the prototype, and that would almost definitely go against the spirit of being community driven.

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[–] GreaterDane@reddthat.com 12 points 1 year ago

I mean, there are car builder kits.

The DIY urban transportation community has settled on an even more portable solution called the "e-bike." It can tow a trailer of cargo or small kids, and makes city parking much easier.

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[–] KingSnorky@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We are getting closer to Mitch Hedberg’s vision of each car getting only 3 honks per month

[–] ritchie@lemmy.one 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

India will have a real problem in a couple of decades... Or they will make their own models with unlimited lifetime honks.

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[–] Algaroth@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Pay 2 win on a car.

[–] wheresmypillow@lemmy.one 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just don’t upgrade your firmware so you can jailbreak it later.

[–] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or just don't buy a car that needs to connect to the internet. This is beyond stupid

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Virgin car ownership vs chad mass transit

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[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Which is all of them. All of them need to be connected, it's how they operate now. Most of them have decency to not do shit like that, but that might change at any point

[–] StringTheory@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago

Time to pull up my big boy undies and start riding my bike. That sucker ain’t controlled by anyone but me. <middle finger to the car companies, wobbles down the road on a two-wheeler>

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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Those new Mercs look fucking hideous too

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 36 points 1 year ago

BMW and Mercedes are in a competition to make the ugliest and most user unfriendly cars on the market.

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[–] fietsbel@feddit.nl 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

way above my paycheck, the paywall it is, the car also, but who cares... time to stop buying cars, and use the public transport and bikes... better for the environment anyway.

[–] Contend6248@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

It is the right decision for some mass transportation, but you can't make cars obsolete with public transportation. Especially outside major cities.

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[–] joe_cool@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering "faster engine" means different tune on the exact same engine nowadays: not much has changed.
Fuck morons who pay this so the corps will continue to do this. They wouldn't even consider it if people with more money than sense didn't pay for it. Everything is enshittified until we live in Idiocracy.

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[–] nayminlwin@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

IOTs are pushing us towards subscription hell-scape. We must demand dumb, non-connected machines and devices.

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[–] narnach@feddit.nl 23 points 1 year ago

We’re getting closer to “you wouldn’t download a car” being outdated, if more cars start pushing most of their functionality from behind a paywall.

It’s not something I’m happy to see.

[–] gronjo45@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

To what extent could companies wreck my freedom in cars even more? I have heard of heated seats being pay walled, despite the technology to heat the seat being installed in the factory... Computer controlled locking systems where if my key fob breaks I can't get into my car, or worse, the electronic control system fails and I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

As to education, how can I even learn to repair something like that? My ignorance makes me think soldering may be useful, but how can an individual have greater control on the freedom to repair and own their automobile. The generality of my question lays in my ignorance to the inner workings of most cars.

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[–] torpak@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 year ago

I have never owned or operated a car and this doesn't really make me want to.

[–] Skoll3@nixnet.social 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@kaptaan_jack @memes Tesla is the new Apple in innovating/stupid ways to part money from people then to be adopted by wider industry

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[–] HeavenlyLlama@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At this point, if they can get away charging their customer each time they open and close the door, they would.

[–] Addfwyn@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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[–] AssPennies@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Terms Apply*

*Applicable double penalty for door usage during peak utilization periods, weekends, and holidays. Doors left open will accrue triple penalties after the first 30 seconds, doubling every 30 seconds thereafter. Any attempts to circumvent usage rules forfeits half of remaining door credits; attempts include but not limited to: climbing out windows, busting through walls like kool-aid man, suicide, etc.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Somebody will figure out how to get past it, even if the manufacturer protests. It's happened with Iphones, it's happened with John Deere tractors, it will happen here

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[–] gon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hello everyone. Cars suck, we need to mostly ditch cars.

[–] grue@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Although I enthusiastically agree, that's a little off-topic to be the takeaway from this particular kind of article.

In this case, the issue to be outraged about is that the corporations are violating our property rights in order to engage in illegal rentiership. As owners, we have the right to modify our own property, including to unlock the full potential of the physical machine, and no amount of DRM or the DMCA anti-circumvention clause should be allowed to change that!

That doesn't need any kind of new "right to repair" or anything either; it is inherent to the definitions of what "property" and "ownership" are! I mean sure, we should impose requirements for products to be better designed for repairability and have documentation and spare parts available, but lots of people seem to think what Mecedes etc. are doing is currently within their rights, and that's just crazy talk. These things aren't legitimate subscriptions; they're a protection racket! Trying to hold capabilities hostage that the device owner already paid for (by virtue of having bought the physical device) is literally criminal and company executives ought to be going to prison for it.

Anyway, to get back to addessing your comment: even if we do fix the zoning code to make cities walkable (which we definitely should do, by the way) and cars become a niche product that only rural people and folks who have to drive around as part of their job have, it still doesn't fix this issue because (a) it's important to protect the rights of owners even of niche products, and even more importantly (b) cars are hardly the only product category that manufacturers are trying to pull this shit in anyway.

TL;DR: stopping the erosion of ownership and fixing car dependency are orthogonal issues, this article is concerned with the former, and your suggestion only addresses the latter.

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[–] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Public transportation FTW.

But here in the US that will literally never happen.

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