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Trump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’ (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 11 months ago by zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Can I just summarise where we are, as we close 2023 ?

“You smell” “Do not” “Do so”” “Do not”

With a media and leadership like this, the only hope is nice fat meteor from the cosmos .

[–] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Shit stinks. Next story?

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago

Every elderly politician probably stinks like hell.

[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

What's smelly Donald Trump's problem this time?

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I've always assumed he smelled like necrotic fat guy.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm the smellist person I know believe me!

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

People are saying…

[–] TheJims@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Stinky Trump 2024 Make Aroma Great Again

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Greasy fat fuck.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

Base better do their research on this one.

[–] No1@aussie.zone 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

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[–] bomberesque1@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

In other news: Trump is a poo poo head

[–] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

I am hoping the smell is a symptom of a serious fatal health condition.

[–] fosforus@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My dog has no nose!

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