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[–] neonred@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hm, just a moment, I'll put my telephone handset into the acoustic coupler real quick so I can post my contact on the bbs

[–] 768@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

Yeess, Kung Fury!

[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

Would you like to play a game?

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (6 children)

How old is this tweet though

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At least three years. I saw it during the covid quarantine

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, it's from 2022 april: https://twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720

But some places still had quarantine at that time.

[–] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Sorry, you're right. 2020 did a number on my perception of time. God damn

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

so ancient, then

[–] snowfalldreamland@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The tweet in the picture is from April 17 2022. so as of today it is. 1 year 8 months 5 days old.

https://twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720

Of course i cannot say whether this is thefirst time this joke was made.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or, for Americans: 8 months 5 days 1 year old.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 11 months ago

What about ISO-8601?

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago

How old is this tweet though

The account has this tweet pinned, posted April 2022.

https://twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720?t=7HYvmaduDLs3VB88BIx7Gw&s=19

[–] wren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] simin@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

dont let this forum become repost

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can I get your ICQ number?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lemme hit you on that pager

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] herrherrmann@lemmy.ml 26 points 11 months ago

“Why don’t you send it over on a dinosaur?”

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do young people not using phone numbers for this today??? Those pre-date e-mails for many, many years…

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The communication dynamics of kids are weird. Weirder than I remember anyway. My teenager knows other kids who literally will not talk to you if you're not on Snapchat or Instagram. For whatever reason they simply refuse to text.

My kid spends an absurd amount of time taking pictures of half her face to send snaps with.

I think if you don't want to text or call me, then you don't want to talk to me that bad.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Communication has become reactive instead of proactive.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OK, but did they smash though?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 14 points 11 months ago

That subscribe button probably

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

~~myspace~~friendster want you back online

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Haha, this should have worked ten years ago.

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago
[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

My Nephew: "What's a fax machine?"

Me: "A landline network of low quality printers people used to use to do invoices and file for divorce."

My Nephew: "Landline?"