this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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[–] oehm@midwest.social 45 points 11 months ago

Fuck this person

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stolen or pissed at the significant other.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Because this can't possibly be good for the car, right?

[–] FIST_FILLET@lemmy.ml 23 points 11 months ago

these poles are actually highly nutritious and an important (sadly often overlooked) part of your car’s diet

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

The car will probably be fine. Might need a new front bumper though.

[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not sure what you are trying to say there.

Not sure how that would be good for any car.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Not sure how that would be good for any car.

exactly.

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

car is fine, he's going slow. the video is sped up quite a lot

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How do you know? Do you know the guy? were you there? have you seen the original slower footage?

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

look at the steering wheel and you'll see

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Thats pretty fuckin slow. Thats slower than a particularly good cyclist

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

That's actually really satisfying.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

On his way to steal a hydra we've all been there

[–] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 11 points 11 months ago

What about every 100th is a long steel rod painted white?

[–] DarkPhysix@lemmings.world 9 points 11 months ago

Now this is podracing. True Jedi complete.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago

I do this in GTA

[–] Still@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

and this is why those plastic nonsense should be bollards

[–] nodoze313@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

Not every single one, that would be too expensive, make it the next to last so their confidence is high.

[–] noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Oh that's me in GTA 5

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

PacMan VR pre alpha

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Of course it’s a fucking Nissan.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Drugs are a hell of a drug

[–] GombeenSysadmin 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Real life Subway Surfer