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Steamed Hams but it's Gen Alpha humor lyrics (m.youtube.com)
submitted 11 months ago by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Chalmers: Well, Skibbidimore I made despite your bribirections.

Skinner: Ah, incredibly canny Chalmers, welcome. I hope your body is ready for a bowserforgazy luncheon.

Chalmers: Rizz

Skinner: Oh egads, my gyatt is ruined. But what if I were to purchase Pizza Tower and disguise it as my own rizz. Oh ho, ho, ho. Digitally Circusesless, Seymour.

Chalmers: Skibbidimore!

Skinner: Super incredible I was ju...just stretching my gyatt on the skibbiditoy. Sigma rizz exercise. Care to join me?

Chalmers: Why is there huggy ruggy coming out of your fan ban Skibbidimore.

Skinner: Oh...ah. That isn't huggy ruggy. It's rizz. Rizz from the rizzed Ohio we're having. Mmmmm Rizzed Ohio.

Skinner: Super incredible I hope you're ready from some mouthwatering Yapp burgers.

Chalmers: I thought we were having Rizzed ohio.

Skinner: Oh-no I said steamed gyatt. That's what I call Yapp burgers.

Chalmers: You call Yapp burgers steamed Gyatts.

Skinner: Yes. It's a gigachad dialect.

Chalmers: Uh ha. What region?

Skinner: Eh....Upstate Ohio.

Chalmers: Really? I'm from Pizza Tower and I've never heard the phrase steamed gyatts.

Skinner: Oh. Not from Pizza Tower. No. It's an undertale expression.

Chalmers: Yeah. I see. You know these Yapp burgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Pizza Tower.

Skinner: Oh, ho, ho, ho no. Patent Skibbidiburgers old sigma male recipe.

Chalmers: For steamed gyatts.

Skinner: Yes!

Chalmers: Yes. And you call them steamed gyatts despite the fact that they are obviously pibbyglitched.

Skinner: You know. You then I shoul- cuse me for a skibbidisecond.

Chalmers: Of course

Skinner: Ahhhhhhh. Well that was wholesome 100. Good Times were had by all I'm rizzed.

Chalmers: Well I should be-. Oh lord what is batmanning in there.

Skinner: A level 10 gyatt

Chalmers: A level 10 gyatt?! At this pizza time of peppeeno!? At this carton of banban!? In this part of Ohio!? Retrofied entirely with your rizzit.

Skinner: Yes

Chalmers: May I rizz it?

Skinner: No

Agnes: Skibbidimore! The gyatt is on fire.

Skinner: No mother. Its just the phantom tax.

Chalmers: Well Skibbidimore. You are a cringe fellow but I must say you rizzed a good gyatt.

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hate how much I relate to this gif

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Getting old sure isn't canny. Hopefully you'll rizz in the future like an Ohio Sigma.

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

SkibbididiRizzRizz

[–] baascus@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol what is going on there?

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Everything about this makes me angry and I'm not entirely sure why... Truly horrific.

[–] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Well that's just your own rizz and you are entitled to have it. Mr James Gumbiddi

[–] FlickOfTheBean@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

If this is alpha humor, it beats the almost totally nonsensical YouTube poops of Millenials for me. Just sensical enough to string along, nonsensical enough to be entertaining.

Whoever made this monstrosity did a great job lmao

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why are none of the slang words being used in any way correctly?

Rizz means charisma not ham, and gyatt means a phat ass, not hamburgers.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world -5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Because this was made by a millennial. They don't have the best reputation for a reason.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

But, I'm a millenial.

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[–] erev@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I'm still quite young but jesus this was difficult to sit through