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Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

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[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Guarana. Venezuela is trying to annex Guano

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of the resource that Chile and Peru fought a war over. Venezuela is trying to annex Guava

[–] Ronin_5@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You’re thinking of the fruit. Venezuela is trying to annex Guacamole.

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no, you're thinking of a gentrified topping. Venezuela is trying to annex Ganymede.

[–] sourquincelog@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Why is Maduro invading the energy drinks?

Due to US sanctions against Venezuela, they had to close the Panera Bread in Caracas. The only way Maduro can get the lemonade that kills people is by going next door to Guyana

[–] Arachno_Stalinist@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 9 months ago

He was thirsty, so he attacked them with a comically large straw.