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Israel Assures It Doing Everything Possible To Minimize Civilians (www.theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by Clodsire@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Forester@yiffit.net 38 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's always funny when you find onion articles that are accurate. Not defending Hamas or the IDF here Fuck both. This conflict was planned by both sides to galvanize support for their respective "governments". Civilians are currency to both regimes it's just a different exchange rate.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

Goddamn. I love the Onion.