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Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I heard he was even trying to take control. In the end though, he was just able to get home.

[–] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And at work he missed home.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

either way, his employment there has come to an End.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

[stumbles in like Kramer] PRINT SCREEN!

[–] throbbingpens@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Good thing they were keeping tabs on him.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Well, maybe they should have some key performance reviews.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 8 points 1 year ago

He had to look for Alt-erternative employment

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He'd just barely entered this field, but he may need to return to his old one

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There is no escape

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Previously, the poor guy worked at a fab for mobile processors. The task was simple, catch wafers falling from machines fast. Guy has RISC'd his ARMs for the job.

[–] xep@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Those keyboard factory owners really like control.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He said he had it under control, but when management zeroed in on keeping tabs on this guy, they noticed he was still missing shifts. When confronted, the guy escaped before they could Caps Lock him inside for further questioning.

[–] Metamist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I would fire him if he kept insisting on having his shifts under control. What absolute madman puts their shift under control?