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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] nuke@yah.lol 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The 10th tank is behind you

Nothing personal, kid.

[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago
[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

Basic russian artillery mafs.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 10 points 11 months ago

Another tank in bottom middle pic

[–] nuke@yah.lol 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Abrams, Challenger, T90

1.) Put the Abrams on top of the T90.

2.) Challenger plays turret toss

3.) Behold the glory of my Orbital Abrams Battlestation

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 11 months ago

I'll take any 3 that haven't had their specs posted to the War Thunder forums, and then just visit the War Thunder forums for the specs on the other 7 to have the advantage.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sturmtiger…what are you doing here?

“I have big bomb.”

Their rounds will go right-

“Big BIG bomb baby.”

[–] tugomer@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Which one is the fastest? I'll pick that one and then have it just carry me away from the rest of them. The other two can stay behind to slow them down even more.

Once I'm out of sight, I'll dismount the tank that's carrying me and run off to hide in a culvert somewhere. Or flag a taxi, depending where I am.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Oh, of course. Silly me.

Da red wunz go fasta.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I’m not picking any. They’ll all break down the second they run over the hundreds of Newspapers I haven’t picked up on my lawn

[–] fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

all i need is chunky boi in the middle and i'm happy

[–] tugomer@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You are a good person

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All I need is the Abrams. Send the other 8, just make sure to write the address of where I should send the remains.

[–] Caitlynn@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

Behold the mighty Sturmtiger! Any Last words before getting obliterated with your beloved Abrams by your side?

Sturmtiger completly misses you and breaks down trying to retreat to start it's very Long reload process

[–] Schiffsmaedchenjunge@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I find the lack of Bob Semple tank disappointing.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

The Bob Semple was the real reason Japan was willing to surrender.

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

3 Challengers thank you.

Either I live or something gets a historic kill on a Challenger.

[–] poplargrove@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Theyre all the same, just different angles

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

No A5 Stuart? This clearly isn't a serious question.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Give me some Panzerfausts and urban environment!

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Merkavas have a troop compartment 🤔

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

where strv103

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

They all look alike to me. Have I wasted my life?

[–] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I want that self-propelled mortar in the very center. Looks like a KV-2 but more. Serious DERP energy.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure thats a Sturmtiger, which if fired 380mm rocket propelled mortars. Which is completely batshit.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Hey! No TOG? Nope. I'm out. Stupid game.

[–] Mun_Walker@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The tenth one is the one you don't see coming.