this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon left 4 another game (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago by pastaPersona@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 47 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You guys recognize satire and sarcasm about as well as my refrigerator.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

You guys recognize satire and sarcasm about as well as my refrigerator.

How the fuck am I supposed to know what your refrigerator looks like?

[–] Master@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Based on like 4 replies?

[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

It’d still be true with 2 replies.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

And upvotes

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fucking hell

[–] Luminocta@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

That perfectly describes my feeling reading this shit.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 36 points 11 months ago

To get weapon skins you have to mail iTunes gift cards to the address of Steam’s facility in India.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 17 points 11 months ago

I bet there's no twitch integration either!

[–] bort@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

anon, you are supposed to install DLCs and cosmetics via workshop. Here... let me help you get started https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3092370323

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Just saw this anon on Dead 2