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[–] aluminiumsandworm@kbin.social 62 points 9 months ago (1 children)

i showed this to my wife and she bit me

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s crazy your wife had the same reaction when I showed her.

[–] SirStumps@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your never going to believe this...

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Oh thanks. I didn't know i dropped my never going to believe this

[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 43 points 9 months ago

The manly urge to get bit

[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My partner doesn't understand the urge. He says silly things like "why do you want to bite me" and "please stop ambushing my with your mouth." He often retaliates by slobbering all over me, which is gross and yucky. How do I make him understand I'm not in control of the urge, and that I need to be satiated?

[–] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Try to make an analogy to a dog or cat. They have biting needs and we give them appropriate toys to satiate that craving. They just needs to accept that they're the only toy that can satiated your natural instincts.

[–] zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

"You got to understand, you just need to accept that you're the only toy that can satiate my natural instincts"

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. As a man, I have never chewed my food.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

#JustWomanThings

[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

so true bestie. sometimes i wish i had a partner so that i could give them love bites. and for some reason i also want to, like, actually bite off a piece of their flesh. and eat it. i dont know why

[–] Dfy@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

That's why my girlfriend bites me THAT hard. Ouch

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 9 months ago

I always wondered why my gf likes biting me

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, it's more of a neurodivergent thing.

[–] hulemy@ani.social 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

It's okay, they can bite me.

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

chomps back

[–] ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 12 points 9 months ago

Fish when they see bait:

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Me when I see someone:

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does for bathtubs what Jaws did for the ocean.

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My girlfriend has never bitten me, I'm confused...

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

She has exceptional self control.

[–] ComradeSpood@lemmyunchained.net 7 points 9 months ago

I had to lay down ground rules cause my gf bites me so much

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Ok so it's not just me.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 4 points 9 months ago

To bite Cookie ice-cream