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[–] Drusas@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“Since when do people need to fully understand a concept before violently accusing people of engaging in it.”

That about sums it up in real life.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Of course you'd say that! You socialist!!!

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, good concept, but the execution was a bit lacking. I feel like actually asking right-wingers to define it would be a lot funnier.

[–] wick@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They would probably just wildly point at things they don't like and say it's grooming without ever attempting a formal definition.

It would be entertaining if they could even attempt to approach the question honestly, but they are too brain rotted to do that.

[–] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Too much soap.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I await the day that catholic priests ACTUALLY grooming (and raping) little boys generates even a small fraction of the outrage from them and Gen Alpha as drag shows or putting pronouns in parentheses. First LGBTQ people all disrespect the US/veterans/etc. (when in reality they wear US flag merch on shorts and tank-tops), now we “run” it so now some of them want to show their patriotism by moving to Russia (which would be awesome, I’d pay for their travel there and maybe we could even swap them for all the gay rights activists Zey have unjustly imprisoned)

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey lets not leave out the assorted non catholics arranging child marriages because its a part of their "culture" but we arent allowed to call that out because its racism.

Fuck them too.

[–] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, in those countries if you come out as lgbtq you’re done- and I mean done done.

One of those countries is even being routinely pinkwashed and praised by far-left American queer activists because they think it’s fighting western imperialist capitalist racist sexist homophobic transphobic xenophobic Amerikkka(TM) police Trump GOP fascists. People from that country have even been interviewed, they don’t want support from such people.

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Totally believable until that Karen correctly pronounced "para español, oprima numero dos." 😁

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Todd came the closest without going over.