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Things To Never Say While Sexting (www.theonion.com)
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[–] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Don't know what I was expecting, but OK. Some of these gave me a laugh.

[–] moog@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Solid 6/10 article. Good for blowing small amounts of air out ur nose

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Are those the panties your mother laid out for you?