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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 41 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the changelog that reads something like:

  • Fixed a number of bugs

Which, judging from the update size, makes you think the bugs are misnamed HD textures.

[–] simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys are finding spare hours!?

[–] Entropywins@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That must be where all my hours I lose go...

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should really talk to someone if you're losing hours of time.

[–] elvith@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

You loose time? You dont know what you did that made all that time pass? Have you considered investing in a CO detector?

[–] dandroid@dandroid.app 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I recently moved to a place with fiber and paid out the ass for gigabit. I just got a new game on Steam that was 130GB, and it downloaded in about 30-35 minutes. Insanity.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

paid out the ass for gigabit

That's an odd payment method tbh. Fiber isn't available in my area yet so that may be the reason for the difference, but my isp just subtracts money from my bank account! There's little to no ass involvement at all!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

You're lucky. The rest of us gotta hussle for that G.

[–] FunkyClown@lemmy.fail 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Same! I pay nearly double what I was paying for 100mbps but it’s worth it. As soon as the service was enabled in my building I signed up straight away. In the same place 3 years ago I was only getting 14mbps as my only option!

[–] Lasombra@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah fiber so so good, I pay like $22 each month for 500 mbps. It's a bit expensive so I don't dare go for full gig

I once had a full gig fiber connection for free in my student apartment, it was glorious. Before that I had like 50 mbps so it's hard to go back to that after the full gig

[–] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$22 has to be bundled with something like phone right? $22 for 500 is crazy cheap.

[–] Lasombra@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's cheap? Well call me ignorant or uninformed then.

But no it's just the internet plan with a discount of $11 per month because my apartment complex has some deal with the internet provider.

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[–] CoupleOfConcerns@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 year ago

When you're already losing interest in gaming, there's nothing worse than having to sit through long updates because you haven't turned on your machine for a while.

[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

On steam if you go into offline mode, then restart the client you can start a game without updating.

[–] UnverifiedAPK@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

You can also set specific games to not update automatically.

[–] Pika@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

unless this changed in the last 2 years, steam detects if a game has an "update pending" so regardless if you go offline, if it detected there was an update it prevents the game from launching. I tried to get around my parents crap download with that trick and it failed.

[–] Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Which is stupid! I want to play.

Well my Internet connection makes it a 3 Minute wait for 40 gigs.

But steam should stop the Update if I want to play

[–] Pika@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

A workaround you can do is, before launching steam disconnect from the internet, then launch steam, when it launches it will say no connection and give an option to launch in offline mode, once offline mode is launched you can turn your internet back on. Just keep in mind steam also has to refresh your games every once and awhile as well so you have to go online at /some/ point or it won't let you play the game offline anymore. Steam is super annoying in that matter.

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[–] Brahm1nmam@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

You can usually go launch with the games executable, even if it's already started updating!

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[–] Cyo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why I like old offline games like Skyrim, the only updates I get are mods and when I want. Or I can just turn updates off.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

old offline games like Skyrim

Oof! You're technically right since it's from 2011 and the "forced online single player games" scourge is endemic by now, but that made me feel ancient 😬😂

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Goddamn MS Flight Sim is on Steam, but doesn’t update with Steam and forces you to choke down a 40GB update after you launch the game.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

OMG YES! That shit was like a sleezy bait-and-switch, hiding that chungus download behind the initial installer.

Lmao yep that is exactly what happened to me and I audibly exclaimed “what the actual fuck”

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This was my first thought, too. I loathe that STUPID MUSIC by now. I can hear it as I type this. "Duuuuuun duuuuuuuun dooooooo....." Over and over and over and over.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a Gameboy Color user, I am unfamiliar.

[–] FunkyClown@lemmy.fail 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] LegendofZelda64@lemmy.fmhy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man I haven't had slow internet in so long I forgot people still struggle like this. My heart goes out to you peeps.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you.

-Sent from my desktop tethered to a Boost Mobile-network powered shitty old phone hotspot

[–] Lolors17@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Sea of Thieves be like

[–] EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Disable automatic downloads if it isn't a multiplayer game, and if it is get a singleplayer plan b game (make sure to allow downloads in the background if on steam that way the other game updates while you play)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

This is why I leave my shit on. So it updates when I'm not using it, so I don't have to wait when I am.

[–] itsJoelleScott@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh wow, I didn't even consider checking for updates while I'm working from home.

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

The Gran Turismo 7 Singleplayer experience™

[–] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Can't just shut down comp too, it really wants to update, now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah Steam Deck is cool but...god DAMN the update frequency.

[–] ObamaBinLaden@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] neardeaf@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

cries in ps4 wifi capped at 450 Mbps

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Flight simulator every time

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
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