Dad Jokes

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submitted 11 months ago by atomWood@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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One turns to the other and says, “How do you drive this thing?”

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[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One turns to the other and says, “How do you drive this thing?”

The other one says, "Holy shit, a talking fish!"

[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 7 points 11 months ago

The muffin watches this with amazement from the oven and remarks "dude, I'm baked"

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

A man walks into a bar...

And he says "ow!"

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 9 points 11 months ago

Que dijo un pez al otro pez? Nadá.