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[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 51 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Why would you not want weekly updates about cheddar cheese though

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

If there's a new cheddar cheese breakthrough, I wanna hear about it right away.

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

Weekly? Mine is already set to daily!

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's not possible to have so many updates on cheddar cheese.

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not with that attitude!

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago

On the other hand: Why not?

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 48 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A SECOND WEDGE HAS HIT THE TOWER

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 14 points 10 months ago

The tower:

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 38 points 10 months ago

Beef stroganoff 2.0

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Ah shit. Here we go again.

[–] catherine_fish@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I actually want my daily update about beef stroganoff.

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

She's strogan by beef until I'm off

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

I'm over here strogan my beef I got off on my meat I'm just here stroking my beef I'm hungry as fuck man Ima freak like for real

[–] Treczoks@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

I once gave our telco/internet provider the permission to call me on my main number if they have an interesting update regarding our contract. That went without problems for over ten years. One or two calls a year, and usually something worth thinking about.

Then their marketing decided to pull all stops and call us, on all our numbers, not just the main one, but also the kids personal phones. And not only from their official numbers, but random numbers all over the country. We suddenly got a dozen calls a day(!) from them, offering the same two products (at least where we picked up and declined the offer) again, and again, and over again. We blocked numbers, and new ones came up. The block list went from two entries to over thirty. I had to threaten legal action got get our numbers blocked again, and get them marked as such according to our privacy laws.

Silence returned.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's a conspiracy of BIG ~~PHARMA~~CHEESE!

[–] shatterling@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

The big wheels down at Cheese HQ

[–] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Sir/Madam, you win the "post of the day" award!

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 10 months ago

IT HAS HOLES LIKE SWISS CHEESE NOW

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 10 months ago

hello, lego city police? I'd like to report a comedy homicide

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Put cheddar cheese in my green been casarole for my Thanksgiving dinner and it was super dank.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Some guy wants to talk to you. He calls himself "The Big Cheese"

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Cheddar cheese 2

[–] Random_user@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Comedy homicide