Columbine vibes : memes

[–] fung@sh.itjust.works 175 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 120 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

According to msn.com and thestreet.com it's a real tweet lol

Such mall ninja vibes

https://www.thestreet.com/technology/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issues-bold-challenge-to-ceo-musk

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 63 points 11 months ago (2 children)

"I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far," Musk said. "No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself."

Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

More like legal backpedal

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's a real quote from the article. I haven't investigated further to verify.

Edit: I have some bad news

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 38 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

I think it's Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

I need evidence. This one is too much... I'll be back after I look around the internet.

Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just... What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it's a Twitter link).

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[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He's basically JP from Grandma's Boy.

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[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 111 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

XxEdgeLord69420xX

[–] statist43@feddit.de 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

2003: "You're so edgy 🙄" 2023: "You're so edgy 🥵"

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 18 points 11 months ago

Man, nothing escapes global warming

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[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 80 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.

The utter irony

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[+] ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world 65 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

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[–] WallEx@feddit.de 58 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This meme makes a good point, he's so fucking cringe.

[–] chooglers@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

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[–] Yearly1845@reddthat.com 57 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don't want anyone digging that shit up lol

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago

It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 11 months ago

This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word "man" loosely here...

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[–] Computerchairgeneral@kbin.social 52 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It's honestly impressive.

[–] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 31 points 11 months ago

It was funny for a while, but I'd really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.

[–] Mummelpuffin@beehaw.org 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know he's said a lot of idiotic shit lately but... seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago

All billionaires are like this when you take away the PR.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother's basement

[–] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

While you were partying, I studied the blade

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Do we... do we call him Emon now?

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[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 33 points 11 months ago (10 children)

What the hell happened to that man?

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 58 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Daddy didn't give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear.

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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 24 points 11 months ago

My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.

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[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 30 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'm still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.

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[–] RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml 28 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

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[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (2 children)

[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.

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[–] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.

[–] the_q@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

Mallninja Musk.

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 23 points 11 months ago

Emo Musk

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

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[–] HowMany@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago

I'll take "THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY" for 1,000, Alex.

[–] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 19 points 11 months ago

Plus, he's got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move

[–] ManOMorphos@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn't true.

[–] ohitsbreadley@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that's an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he's actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we're asking "Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? -- Sha-mona"

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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

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