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Anon analyzes her boyfriend's habits (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 79 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Being a stay-at-home boyfriend surely has its perks

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Bring him where? He literally just stays at home.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 16 points 10 months ago

Being

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I guess you can do whatever all day. I wouldn't pick what they did, but still

[–] Shareiff@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’ve watched that video lol

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is it good?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 46 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Here is the link, I have no idea of it is good, but start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad:

https://youtu.be/bw3lU5MX_zI?si=FnR-1s7eDRQi0qCv

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

I'm not gonna click that because, knowing myself, I would watch the whole thing, and I need to get some shit done today

[–] uis@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Thanks

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 10 months ago

I love that this is real and exactly as described. 😅

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

Future is amazing

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

start watching and you can turn it off if it is bad

wtf kind of alien tech is this

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

yeah, there's a few audio glitches here and there but it's quite fun and digestable if taken in multiple sittings.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Fake: Anon implies they are a woman, but women don't use 4chan.

Gay: Anon, who was established to be a man per last point, has a boyfriend.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

Anon is a doomer femboy comfirmed?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anon implies they are a woman

No?

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think the picture of Mai is the implied part.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Anons use pictures of anime girls or whatever as their avatars all the time (or just as a random picture)

[–] EmoBean@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I envy his attention span.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

It might just be for background noice

...or they put it on when the partner left and clicked back to it when they came back, hiding their maraton jackoff session

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yea. I want to watch the Down the Rabbit Hole video about EVE Online but it's nearly 6 hours long. I know I'd just zone out after like 20 minutes.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Psh, who wouldn't?

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 11 points 10 months ago

To be fair, badwater is a masterpiece of a map.

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hmph, women. https://youtu.be/e9mVfv3b-4E

[–] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Oh my gosh, this video is like Schrodinger sexism. Every time I watch it I switch between thinking it is sexist and thinking it isn't.

Am I bad at media analysis? Or is this legitimately hard to parse?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

There's a whole saga about this, apparently https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/women-%E2%98%95-women-coffee-emoji

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, there's little context. I take it as ironic bc they're being stupid. The full video is just as back and forth but it's even more stupid.

[–] Soulg@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The video itself is not. It's a parody of sexism.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Now I want to watch that video too