this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

plugs in no-name battery pack from wish

"Let's play a game"

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

would i get in trouble if their equipment stopped working for some reason after i plugged my phone in?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

Maybe trouble, maybe hired.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Always carry a power-only charge cable

[–] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Station is just a decoy -- they wirelessly scanned you and all your contacts the minute you bought the tickets

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ups i pluged my phone shaped USB-Killer into that and now its burning

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Electrons go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 29 points 1 year ago

it's the illusion of choice, they already have all your data anyway

[–] muzzle@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

Ah, yes, the USB glory hole.

[–] satan@r.nf 9 points 1 year ago

Plugs in a CCP powered phone

information warfare intensifies

[–] sciaticnerd@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, looks like the same photo as the one from ShmooCon 2019.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ah sweet glow in the dark phone chargers

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Lucky I always carry a USB Condom