Wholesome dirty talk aww
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It's funny I've had interactions on dating sites that would be unspeakably vulgar in person but somehow come across as gallant in that context.
Honestly it's the rare exchanges like this that make me wish I was on the dating scene in this era cuz damn that was not a thing in my day. But the rest of it sucks so much, no matter the era lol
The getting laid part is the best part imo, but you have to want it badly enough to wade through some shit.
Oh. I'm good. Lol
at least they aren't discriminatory...?
Yeah this might be a green flag. Person is being upfront about their needs, they're trying to fuck. It's fine if that's not what you're looking for but if you are, it's fine (imo) to be completely upfront about it.
Homeboy is tryna fuck and is communicating clearly and asking for interest/consent. Vulgar? Sure, but still a class act. I hope he got to hit it.
Yesss! Oh my god, just be up front about what you want! I hate when people lie about their intentions on dating sites.
If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
Any hole is the goal.
beware of rusty drain pipes
second worst mistake of my life
second worst mistake of my life
What is the ... you know what, never mind.
no, no, let them talk
This man has fornicated with a rusty drainpipe.
Do you really want to hear what their biggest mistake was?
Well... kinda... yeah
Sometimes the link should stay blue, ya feel me?
Rusty drain pipe is a stand in for unclean ass
That would work with me lol
heyy
:)
The word bussy was right there. 0 for effort
Only boys have bussies, not trans women
Is it short for boy pussy or butt pussy?
generally it means boi pussy but i like where your head is at
Which head?
i thought the b was for bottom?
Always thought it was "back pussy". Completely gender neutral.
butt pussy?
That's what I thought damn
It’s short for boy pussy, but the term’s original usage was in the gay male community and referred to the anus. It has also been co-opted for use by the transmasculine community. Though, in my personal experience as a trans femme top, I’ve met boys that call their anus that, and use ‘front hole’, which is off limits. And I’ve met boys that call their vagina that.
Yes.
aww, this is what true allyship looks like 😊 😊 😊
Hey, clear expectations were set from the very beginning.
Complete lack of imagination. Just want I want, a brainless meatsack on top of me for 5 minutes.
Is this the tinder experience? Might be looking at trans friendly dating apps soon.
Well, give us more to work with, then! What exactly are you tryna get pounded?
First misstep... I generally do the pounding, friend :* just cuz I'm a girl doesnt mean I'm a bottom xD
Unless you're offering to do housework for me. In that case I suppose a number of things could benefit from a good pounding.
When 90% of the people you talk to are going to ignore or ghost you, you shouldn't put much effort into trying to impress someone who is, for all intent and purposes, a photo with a name.
I had good luck with a site called Taimi. Not sure if it's still around but it was much better for dating versus the hookup culture of Tinder. I met my partner there and we've been together for years.
Have no words
Me and who?