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Study: Climate Anxiety Increases As Rising Sea Levels Expected To Force More People To Wear Swimsuits (www.theonion.com)
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[–] there1snospoon@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I see this as an absolute win.

Fat chicks are my fetish!

[–] 1simpletailer@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Based and Fatpilled.

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Basted*

I'm so sorry

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Even if we rapidly evolved into some dolphin style creature, you'd still have to go to work in the post climate apocalypse. At least the commute would be nicer I guess