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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

...unironically, I'm a little surprised something like that isn't a legit thing.

I'd buy the FUCK out of a brand that contributed a dollar toward my student loans with the purchase of their cereal or macaroni noodles or w/e. So long as the price tag isn't jacked up a dollar to offset - if it's a net saving and the volume of food is comparable, I could forgive a lot in the taste or quality department.

Hell, I'd make entire meal plans around that brand. Gotta eat anyway, so it's a win for me; and while their profit margin wouldn't be as high as a purchase from a non-student-loan-debt-slave, the massive uptick in brand loyalty would be a win for them.

[–] blusterydayve26@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So long as the price tag isn’t jacked up a dollar to offset

It already is, though. GM increases the price of every item by the value on the box top so it’s a through-tax that you get to pay. Every top not given to a school is just more money in the bank for them.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Yea I'm more of a generics/bulk kinda guy. If it's a dollar toward my loans + an upcharge on the actual item, then fuggit, I'm sticking with the cheapies.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fuck does it actually do anyway?

[–] TurkFebruary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The hell you say

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, why did I eat all those Lucky Charms? Guess it's time to dump all those box tops I've been saving.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But yogurt tops are still legal tender right?
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right?
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[glances at warehouse filled with yogurt tops]
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hello... ?!??

[–] yukichigai@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Iranian yogurt is not the issue here.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Are S&H Green Stamps still valid???

[–] mx_smith@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And what will I do with all these aluminum tabs from the cans, I have been saving.