Pee in bed. Great success
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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Don't even think about it
Head empty, bladder also empty
can't get out of bed because too scared of the ominous creature in the hallway
The dog probably needs to pee, too.
Why is the bed getting warm?
Body: Ok I'm almost done with filtering out all the salt from that trout you just ate.
Me: We're outta water tho.
Body: The fuck you mean we're out? Then get more dumbass. And don't eat salty stuff before bedtime.