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‘So Horny For This’ Tweets Official Israeli Twitter Account With Picture Of Dead Civilians (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Clodsire@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] dotslashme@infosec.pub 60 points 1 year ago

It's seriously getting hard to notice if it's onion or not.

[–] speck@kbin.social 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Onion is really slaying it on this conflict

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

A new opponent has joined the fight.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Fucking savage. Good.

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I ate the onion

[–] Narrrz@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

mee tooo

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

Holy shit the onion is on fire lately

[+] dumdum666@kbin.social -49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I can totally understand that a publication like the onion loves to dehumanize the Israeli people to defend the terrorists. The honorable Hamas Terrorists wouldn’t butcher and massacre normal HUMANS like that - right? RIGHT? They wouldn’t cut off their heads, like the IS does, if they weren’t Demons, right? Israelis of course are Demons! Just look - even the Onion says so! They jerk off about dead people! We can feel good in our tiny little souls now!

You think you are edgy? You are sick, vile and disgusting human beings. Be ashamed of yourself.

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 22 points 1 year ago

"Hamas is also bad" is not the iron-clad defense you think it is buddy

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Most people here hate Hamas, buddy. Any support for them gets downvoted to hell

[–] thegreekgeek@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago

Name checks out lol

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

This is called satire.

Also, you're a racist.