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[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

This made me realize that Florida is a penis.

[–] sunnie@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago

just deleting florida would be better

[–] kubica@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you take them off and forget to put them back?

(Sorry for the affected... maybe)

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe we just stick them together in the middle of the Atlantic?

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

now "the florida man who went to malta" will change from a skit into a newspaper headline

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba's ass.

[–] iamnotdave@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

No one would be able to tell politically but the food would definitely be different.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (7 children)

TIL that Florida is basically the same size as Italy. Weird.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago

But italy has a population 3 times higher. And its a place where you actually would want to stay.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sort of thing always makes me think of this Bugs Bunny scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTM2HQ0g98

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[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Just like flushing America’s toilet

[–] Zyratoxx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] LegionEris@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago

Gonna find out how much crossover there really is between romance languages.

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was about to say that florida can keep their fascist regime, then i remembered that italy is going for a second round as well, so...

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

That's one way for Giorno to appear in Stone Ocean

[–] Doug@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Something something Georgia

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From America’s wang to Vera Wang in one easy step.

[–] banichan@mastodon.social 6 points 1 year ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Finally, some good food in Florida that isn't Cuban or Caribbean 😅

[–] mrlee@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

If we need to take Florida, I want Cuba in the Mediterranean Sea as well.

[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Probably.

But since Sardinia seems to have folloewd Italy to the Americas and Corsica looks like it vanished, could we get Cuba in their place?

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