this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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[–] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 151 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Whenever someone rates people like that on these green texts, often than not, they're the problem. Also did the OP just want someone to take care of him like a child? 2.5/10 too whiny

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, but the rest of the post is just him elaborating on how he was the problem

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Everyone just wants their bangmaid

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is he sure he wasn’t dating his mom?

[–] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The order of his priorities us also interesting.

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Well that is the prime target

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 74 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Often times the chubby girl was the big titty goth girl you were always looking for.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 47 points 1 year ago

The real big titty goth girlfriend is the friends we made along the way.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well yeah, were people expecting big titty goth gfs to be skinny?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that's the jackpot many are looking for, skinny with big tits.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah well they’re rare and probably not willing to put up with most people’s crap. I’m glad I have realistic tastes

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 year ago

Fundamentally, this is a problem that has to do with rating women, and that too purely based on their external appearance.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is big chubby girl propaganda

[–] PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Both sides are the problem. Go gay instead.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But chubby gay or svelte gay...

[–] remus989@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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Might just be me but I’d definitely leave a skinny girl for a chubby girl just based on looks.

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[–] JasSmith@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We all make this mistake when we’re young and stupid. It’s how we grow up. Looks aren’t everything. They’re temporary at best.

[–] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Definitely true, though it sounds like Green Text got A LOT of growing up to do.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I was in high school, she was a chubby amd adorable native american girl with waist length black hair. I left her for someone more conventially pretty. I'm a dumbass.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Skill issue gg

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Suck it up as a life lesson and move on.

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