For when their taste is awful but execution is great
For context, that is the Flag and Coat of Arms of Amsterdam.
The toilet is the Dutch/German shelf variety.
The bird is a cockatoo, a Parrot that has a range that includes Indonesia (that was once a Dutch colonial possession.)
Why all three were combined like this?
I have no fucking idea.
Maybe it is a Rotterdam toilet.
It would feel awfully weird sharting on a cockatoo
Well, in the Netherlands they also have toilet paper with pictures of puppies on it. So once you're done sharting on a cockatoo, you can wipe your ass on puppies.
Why is nothing centered correctly?
Gonna shit on a parrot 🦜
It's weird that it's not centered, but that's otherwise the coolest toilet I've seen. You'd have a lot of motivation to keep it clean.