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[–] BananaTrifleViolin@kbin.social 85 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Or was this the first example of gurilla paid advertisement in the comments section? "How do I advertise my dental practice? I know I'll pretend I was disturbed by a telegram and they shall print my complaint! And it shall goeth viraleth"

[–] Steve@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] variants@possumpat.io 13 points 11 months ago

indubitably

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 77 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Was expecting something like: "We've been trying to reach you about your horse and buggy warranty."

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 42 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In June 1864, everyone in London was receiving telegrams about grieving widows looking for company in the neighbourhood.

[–] unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hot widows in your area are bored with using candlesticks and require a gentleman.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 11 months ago

Hot rich widows in the countryside await your acquaintance. "Triflers need not apply."

[–] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Those vehicle warranty ads are so insidious. The ones I get use packaging that's typically reserved for official government mailers and sometimes include the name of a govt agency that has nothing to do with them.

Whenever I throw one out I imagine how many elderly people must be mistaking them for govt business and getting fleeced out of their money.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mr. Gabriel sure got his money's worth from his telegram, since we're still circulating it 159 years later.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah i went down there today, but they weren't in professional attendance (presumably because it is now October)

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Four stars. Will change to five stars when they open.

[–] burningmatches 39 points 11 months ago (3 children)

27 Harley Street is now an ear, nose and throat specialist with a reputation for treating people who can’t burp.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/Nyc9bEz6Q9Y3FPx48?g_st=ic

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Probably still disturbing people using the intolerable nuisance known as "telegrams."

[–] echodot 4 points 11 months ago

I don't even have telegram installed.

[–] echodot 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So they've gone out of business. It looks like the advertising campaign didn't work then

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Sounds like something out of r/writing prompts.

A wizard makes a deal to live forever. The cost he must pay is 100 healthy human teeth every year...

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I would love to be able to burp, but a Botox injection in the neck/throat ? Nah I think I'll pass

[–] AstralWeekends@lemm.ee 35 points 11 months ago

Unsubscribe me at once, you scoundrels!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Imagine how much better the world could have been if the editor of The Times had taken the time to have a quick word with a dentist in 1864!

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I remember correctly, weren’t telegrams fairly expensive back in the day? Did the dentist get some kind of “bulk discount”?

[–] variants@possumpat.io 12 points 11 months ago

how old are you?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Wow, there are actually still medical offices there.

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Harley street is the most famous place in the country for (private) medical practices. Today there’s thousand of people employed in one type of medical job or another there.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] echodot 1 points 11 months ago

Notice seems to be where all the cryopreservatory places are. Because if you're going to be stolen liquid nitrogen after death I suppose you should do it somewhere ritzy.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 months ago

Good day sir .... here is your daily wheel barrow load of telegrams.

I believe I saw a message from your mother in there.

Til the morrow with my next wheel barrow.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They're still around in most of the world. If you wanna spend 20 bucks on a telegram that could have easily been a free email, go for it

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Come to think of it, email is a form of telegram, since it's translated to 1's and 0's, or dots and dashes......??

[–] Hubi@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago

The German Post just discontinued their service two years ago :(

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

Forget going back in time to kill baby Hitler... Let's get the dentist instead.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It wasn't electronic since he clearly says "placed into my hands".

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

When you read spam in your phone, the message is in your hands!!

Checkmate, atheïst!