this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easy Cheese, for when you find other cheese too difficult

[–] fakeman_pretendname 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It does raise some questions, doesn’t it? You can buy cheddar pre-sliced or pre-grated at quite a lot of shops. I can't quite picture the meal where a can of cheese spray would be easier than that.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but then you can't spray half a can onto a single cracker and jam it down your throat. See, easy cheese glides down the gullet, it self lubricates as it sinks into you. No matter how well pre-sliced other cheeses may be, they simply can't compete in this regard.

[–] 15liam20 4 points 1 year ago

Great idea, just need to lose the cracker.

[–] fakeman_pretendname 2 points 1 year ago

This is a fair point, and I will be trying it if I ever see that stuff for sale in a shop.