this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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[โ€“] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, but then you can't spray half a can onto a single cracker and jam it down your throat. See, easy cheese glides down the gullet, it self lubricates as it sinks into you. No matter how well pre-sliced other cheeses may be, they simply can't compete in this regard.

[โ€“] 15liam20 4 points 1 year ago

Great idea, just need to lose the cracker.

[โ€“] fakeman_pretendname 2 points 1 year ago

This is a fair point, and I will be trying it if I ever see that stuff for sale in a shop.