this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2023
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[–] ProfessorChaos@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

[–] devious@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a toss up between "Me fail English? That’s unpossible" and "It tastes like burning"!

[–] Postmortemist@vlemmy.net 15 points 1 year ago

"Tastes like burning" is severely underrated

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

My cat's breath smells like cat food

[–] HereWeGo@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

"This tastes like grandma!" wins for me because it's immediately followed by Chief Wiggum: "You're right son, it DOES taste like grandma!"

“The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.”

I'm in danger!

[–] groel220@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

When I grow up I want to be a principal, or a caterpillar.

I bent my Wookie.

[–] proper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

[–] tampamainstay@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I’m Idaho!

[–] Potato@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago
[–] quizno50@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I choo-choo choose you.

[–] Lobster2142@vlemmy.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] KuchiKopi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Did he just say, "What's a battle?"

[–] MBM@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a [literal] viking

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"Ah, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: burn the house down! BURN 'EM ALL!"

The leprechaun's presumably a figment of his imagination, so it counts as a line from him.

[–] gripworks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Me fail English, that's unpossable.

[–] MortyMcFry@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago
[–] mightnotapply@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think I wet my bed.