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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or police officer. Or Republican politician. Or pastor. The possibilities are endless!

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

You don't chose to support any of those when going grocery shopping tho.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Rich serial killers when they get to start a war.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus christ, that headline took me a while to figure out. I Really Hate When Each Individual Word Is Capitalized.

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not sure using lower case would make it any easier to parse. I think the issue is more how headlines use a little different grammar. In this case it's just using "... sign child will become factor farm owner" instead of "is a sign that a child will become a factory farm owner "