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Experts Say Torturing Animals In Adolescence Sign Child Will Become Factory Farm Owner (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or police officer. Or Republican politician. Or pastor. The possibilities are endless!

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

You don't chose to support any of those when going grocery shopping tho.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Rich serial killers when they get to start a war.