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[–] coldhotman@nrsk.no 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] TheBananaKing@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

This may be the perfect dad joke.

Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.

[–] SpaceToast@mander.xyz 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What’s red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

[–] zammy95@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] balrogslayer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

A stick!

I love this one, always gets a chuckle.

[–] disney@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chocolate except I spilled glue on it

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Sir that is a grandpa joke.

[–] like47ninjas@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Got a nice eye roll out of this one from the wife. Mission accomplished.

[–] wile_e8@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Just told this one to my son.

Him: "I could have said Mom's foot, or my sister's foot, or anyone else's foot!"

Me: "But you didn't."

[–] simo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

God.

Good one dad !

[–] WontonDestruction@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

So are you coming home tonight? Mom is cooking spaghetti, with the very big meat balls, just the way you like. It's been 15 years dad.

[–] Fleeing_snail@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Why do I keep coming back to read dad jokes even though they fill me with rage?

[–] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What'd the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?

[–] PutangInaMo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Are dad riddles a thing? I think they should be a thing if not.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

booooooooooo

[–] wanderingmagus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wow, thanks dad. slow clap

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I would also accept "your other foot".

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