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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can relate. Especially the last line part.

[–] ashtefere@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Same. Literally me.

[–] Kahlenar@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely not the Picard Maneuver

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Picard maneuver here would be to shave it early and look the same age for like 30 years

[–] Palerider 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty much what I did. I started to thin on top in my early thirties. Nothing major at the time but it was obvious where it was going so I shaved it all off and have been since.

Aside from a few more wrinkles I look pretty much the same twenty years later...

...though my beard has recently started to sprout a few grey hairs.

You've gotta keep the beard though. Unless you're Patrick Stewart or The Rock, every movie ever made says that a dude with a shaved head AND face is untrustworthy.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heartwarming. She noticed but decided to follow her heart of hearts and say yes anyway.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Heart of hearts, is that the new name for Gspot?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] teft@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

The way to her heart is financial stability.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His cock reaches all the way to the bank?

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Same thing to some women.