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The Picard maneuver here would be to shave it early and look the same age for like 30 years
Pretty much what I did. I started to thin on top in my early thirties. Nothing major at the time but it was obvious where it was going so I shaved it all off and have been since.
Aside from a few more wrinkles I look pretty much the same twenty years later...
...though my beard has recently started to sprout a few grey hairs.
You've gotta keep the beard though. Unless you're Patrick Stewart or The Rock, every movie ever made says that a dude with a shaved head AND face is untrustworthy.