Fat Dalek.
That is a fat Dalek.
this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2023
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*heavy breathing * EXTERMI...NATE
EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR PEPPER
I’ll be waiting for the news of when it gets destroyed by someone.
You mean, waiting for news when it gets isekai'd after someone pushes it in front of a train lol.
I'm waiting for it to end up beat up with baseball bats and dumped in a fountain
I bet if you break this thing you will get charged with assault on an officer
So basically a $5 dollar can of spray paint and it's back to being worth it's weight in scrap
Patrolling in what way? Just being there is not a deterrent for a damn thing.
It has cameras and can follow people or raise alarm. It won't take long until someone shoves it onto train tracks, though.
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Thank you for the reference, but also F you for suggesting Johnny Five is anything less than a miracle. A miracle with a laser that kills people.
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Okay, so criminals are like "It saw us with our masks on. We have 10 minutes to get out of here...". Not a great deterrent.
"Please scan this code to install the self-arrest app. If you are a first-offender, remember to also create an account."
Uh, how is it better than a security camera? Can it dispense pepper spray or chase dudes up stairs?
All the things the cops would want this bot to do are prohibited by rules or by the potential for public outrage; no facial recognition, no offensive capabilities, it's basically just a camera drone. But that will change when the rules change, or when people stop paying attention... if this thing can avoid being trashed for more then ten minutes after it's deployed.
Yeah I’m waiting for the article about it being pushed onto the tracks.
I'm going to steal it.
I'm gonna put my dick in it
👀
It would be a real shame if something bad were to happen to it.
Robocop needs to ease up on the Robodonuts.
So ACRAB?
Hmmm I wonder if anyone has ever hacked a police department by requesting all the bodycam footage and watching an authentication happen.
Why do I get phycho pass vibes from this thing?
Can even security robots prevent anything?
Is it just fancy CCTV?
CCTV that can follow people, raise an alarm, and be shoved in front of an incoming train when it does. A cleaning robot would have been more useful.
Man it would be funny if someone just takes the thing and demands a Ransom...
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My own imagination as a person from Boston: The MBTA is waiting to see if this works. If it does, it shall find ways to become more indebted. Orange line, be prepared to continue with the status quo. Power out at Maverick. Again, I'm just adding imagined things of my own. Nothing here in my comment is factual.
I'm gonna push that offbrand baymax onto the tracks.
That thing sucks dick… I know it does…
How long until it shoots the first black person? Place your bets now.