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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 81 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Why does he look like he's about to shoot up a school himself? Like, "I'm gonna end school shootings... BY SHOOTING UP A SCHOOL!"

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No you don't understand he's going to shoot all the future shooters

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 21 points 1 year ago

Can't kill kids if there aren't any kids left to kill.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Such forward-thinking

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

The school shooting to end all school shootings

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

"I spent years in prison because I killed school bullies. I had plenty time to think about it and realized that if I kill the bully, a new one will take their place. If I want to end all this, I have to kill the victims."

That was my first thought too

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

one last hurrah

[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crazy to think that he could have decided to stop school shootings this whole time and only decided to do it now. 😔

[–] c0mpost@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 year ago

It just wasn't the right time. Now we've had enogih of them and he righfully decided it's time to end school shootings.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Fuck, now everyone's going to do it more just to spite him

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the fuck was he waiting for? Did not enough people like and subscribe before now?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

They were overloaded with thoughts, but the prayers were lagging.

[–] flubba86@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

Oh thank god. Everyone has been just sitting here waiting until Jake said it's okay to end it.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Oh wow! I never though about it that way! I was about to shoot up the neighborhood but now that Jake is on the case, I'll go allnd start a butterfly collection

[–] ikapoz@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

As dumb as it is, it’s STILL the smartest thing I’ve ever heard him say.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Butterfly as in the the living thing (is it an insect?) Or as in the knife

[–] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Both, he's gonna attach the butterflies using butterfly knives...he's gonna need a lot of 'em, might start a gofundme?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Won't anyone think of the butterflies?

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You totally misread it. It's about school shooting. What you do at home or in your own neighborhood is your thing

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Phew, I'm glad he's gonna stop shooting up schools. Time to hang up the ol' hat and retire.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

He's finally had enough. It's time.

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

School shooters worldwide have decided, that it's finally time to end Jake Paul.

[–] retrieval4558@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Hard to say which has done more damage, really

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 18 points 1 year ago

Stop the count! We finally know the answer to "How many shootings is enough?"

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys laugh, but kids do things because a YouTuber said so all the time.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good thing all school shooters idolize Paul Jake

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The most original joke in here (not being sarcastic)

[–] Unicode13051@lemmyf.uk 17 points 1 year ago

Does this mean that he's been secretly responsible for some/all school shootings, is addicted to doing them, and is asking for an intervention to help him stop and get into rehab?

[–] The_Wolf_of_Walmart@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Wow, hot take.

[–] kryostar@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[–] Thorny_Thicket@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

And school shootings still exist. I'm disappointed. What was he doing these 5 years?

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago
[–] thelastknowngod@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Is there anything he can't do? What an inspiration!

[–] DeveloperKai@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well there goes tomorrow's plans...

[–] Sho@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Can the Paul Brothers take all their money and just fuck off already?