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Anon skips naptime (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 130 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oversized hoodies.

Monster.

Anon is an egg

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The kind from a chicken, the sex toy, or the Cadbury?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

The gender rabbit egg

[–] dept@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 year ago

depends which flavor

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

what, you egg?

[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

5'4" since I was 12... still wear the same jeans size at 50, still buy em in the kid section.

What you do is, you go full gym rat, you put 30lb of gains on, and on your little keebler elf sized ass, that 30lbs makes you look beefcake as fuck. Its like having cheat codes...

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 48 points 1 year ago

So cute!

[–] Alivrah@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go full Vegeta

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 year ago

This is kinda hilarious, poor dude.

[–] DradoTheHobbit@lemmy.eco.br 24 points 1 year ago

Mommy issues latent in your case... well, try not to upset your mother

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

oversized hoodies

5'4"

why am I so childlike in their eyes??

[–] omgarm@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago

Time to get a second mother.

[–] NKVDawg@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That's sick.

[–] subignition@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago

Consider switching to guys, I guess. Reasonably certain some of us would be down to lewd some short kings

[–] Swemg@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Guess he just needs to break both his arms

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Bro same

[–] TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Time to fu your mommy I guess?