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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

I think we should give Mexico more of the midwest and Canada more of the shores.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee -2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Idk if I want the cartels having free roam of the us

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 15 minutes ago)

Well good news, the main providers of illegal firearms to Mexico is people from the USA so this solves that problem as well.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago

This would have made the old NAFTA logo look a lot better...

[–] skhayfa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

There ought to be a UN controlled buffer zone, to avoid the creation of monstrosity like Poutine tacos.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

What's your problem with poutine tacos? That sounds delicious.

[–] IonAddis@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

Aren't carne asada fries just mexican poutine anyhow?

You start adding/subtracting ingredients to the fries the further north/south you go until you get poutine or carne asada fries.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

Well now that you've said it, we can't just go and put that genie back in the bottle!

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yo, real talk,

Don't take Missouri. Trust me on that one.

[–] UristMcHolland@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

If you split it in half, you'd probably be fine. But yeah...

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Please make Colorado a unified zone. I need maple syrup and tacos

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 53 minutes ago* (last edited 49 minutes ago) (1 children)

Authentic MexiCan™️ cousine.

Canadian bacon ranchero breakfast burrito.

Poutine nachos.

Fuck man. I'm down.

What else does Canada have? I'm already sold on the whole idea.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 41 minutes ago
[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 37 minutes ago

Passports exist

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

That's what free trade is for.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

How about all of it just Canada?

If you want to see a vision of the future, imagine a bag of milk being poured on a human face - forever.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 24 points 4 hours ago (12 children)

Can we split California? Northern Cal just seems like it should be Canadian honestly.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Can Colorado belong to both? We play hockey, eat poutine, and make tacos, and speak Spanish.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm down with Colorado. Just not that one half... You know the one...

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

No way man. We need all of California (where food grows anyway)! Mexico has tons of warm climate agricultural land. Canada has none!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Tons of agriculture in the northern half of California. I live in Sacramento, it's like 95% people growing food. Hell, it's even called the farm to fork capital. We're a perfect fit for Canada! They can have the south.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Smith will turn Alberta warm soon!

It won't just be Alberta which is the problem.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Sorry!

Can we please have all of California? Except LA. Don’t want that!

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

Can we tilt it a bit, maybe let Mexico have Oregon and Idaho and let Canada have Georgia and Florida? Canadians need a place to hit the beach in the winter without needing a passport, and some Mexicans would love to move somewhere where it never got hot. Plenty of Canadian retirees already live in Florida part time.

You can't take the Florida out of Florida man.

We don't want Florida.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Economically this is a huge win for Canada, Atlanta is the business heart of the south and Florida gets the tourism money

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

Hey yo why the fuck am I still in the same country as the carolinas get that shit out of here

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

SC would go Mexican before we went Canadian, change my mind

[–] atocci@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

As long as they aren't in the same country as NC.

[–] tabularasa@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Nope. Agreed.

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[–] Piber@pawb.social 1 points 2 hours ago

God, please let this happen

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 8 points 5 hours ago

You know what? Fuck yeah. I, for one, look forward to our new Mexican overlords.

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