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[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 10 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Ugly ass Harry Potter font. As a typography loving designer, that's the ugliest R I've ever seen

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago

How to condition your racist dad to yell slurs for free cake.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 8 points 7 hours ago

I wish I got punished with free food every time I acted like a jackass

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 21 points 10 hours ago

2008 never ended economically, 2016 never ended culturally.

We are cooked as a nation and sooner or later in the Trump presidency either Musk or Trump is going to dab.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 hours ago

I'm surprised the base layer is white fondant and not like a full color image of Clinton and Harris hugging in their best pant suits right before losing another layup election.

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 42 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

If I had a conservative father, I simply would not build him a cake

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 40 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

When my dad said racist shit, I would chastise him until he stopped

Now he doesn't say racist shit

Stop respecting your parents people

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 27 points 11 hours ago

Stop respecting your parents people

Sigma rule 419: when your parent does something bad, scold them back as they would've scolded you too.

[–] BlimeyGumshoe@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Mine never stopped and I got tired of it.

Now I'm changing my last name. That family name is a stain on me.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago

🫡🫡🫡🫡

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago

Glad that worked. I chastise my racist parents and they just keep on trucking

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

the quote is as well

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 28 points 11 hours ago

Lmao the Democrat Party crushed all of those movements

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

God another 4 years of these #resist2017 bullshit post pain

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 37 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Fitting that they used the version of the pride flag that omits trans and intersex people while baking a cake referencing harry potter.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 27 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Also the old version of the women's march logo before they upset the terfs by daring to having the sillhouette of a woman with a prominent nose on it

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 11 hours ago (10 children)

How about a philosophical question? What's the most bigoted cake that you would eat? Does the quality of the cake matter? If you had a sheet cake that was frosted white and all it had was the 14 words on it I'd probably pass and worry about how I ended up at the function.

If the cake was tiered like that, home made frosting crafted from real vanilla beans and it was warm and high quality, but it said "build the wall!" on it, are you tasting it? What if a Michelin star chef was being considered for the rank of master chef (or whatever) and then there was a 3cm^2 Tesla logo on the bottom? What's your limit?

[–] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 26 minutes ago

I'll eat a goatse cake if need be. Cake is cake

[–] sawne128@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

I saw a TV program as a kid where an evil bookshelf turned books into cakes, and whoever ate the cakes gained the books' knowledge. So, logically, if you eat the fascist cake you gain its ideology (which I think is bad).

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Showing up at the function to find a life-sized recreation of George Floyd being murdered, rendered in cake. Everyone says that chocolate Floyd is delicious but the white almond officer cake is somehow both dry and a little undercooked.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Trying to be an ally (nervous): I agree, he's very moist...

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago

Someone suddenly looks thoughtful while they chew, "To be delicious, is to be defiant" they mutter, entranced. Others begin to join in, a chant is growing, "Delicious! Defiant!"

who invited you here? who's party is this? what do they believe?!

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago

There are more socially acceptable opportunities to eat a cake than to destroy a cake. Knock it on the floor and if it's their home, grind the remains into the floor. If you really want eat some of the cake, you can knock down the cake with an open hand, eat that handful and then wipe your hand on their wall, curtains, or face.

But I dunno. If someone these days is making a problematic cake, I don't trust them to cook with safe ingredients or techniques.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Stuffing my gob with fascist cake while shaking my head "no" so they know I disagree with them

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

This is actually strategic because by eating the fascist cake I am keeping it away from fascists

A guerrilla's primary source of sweets is the enemy

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago

(mouth full of cake): Nugh u ee? Om ooen prooxus! (No you see? I'm doing praxis!)

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It's reactionary not to eat the cake actually. The faster you eat the cake the faster you erase its message

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago

The unlikely symbiosis of the chud and the leftist who both think they're owning the other one.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

if you eat the 14 words then you can stop others seeing it

"I wonder what future they're trying to protect. These are mysterious and cryptic people. thonk "

[–] Lurker123@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago

Lmao for some reason the image of a sheet cake with the 14 words on it, with like no other context, is killing me.

[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I defend myself from this like i defend myself from all insidious cake attacks, by asking if it's vegan.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

going up to the nazi cake function and asking if there's gluten in the sonnenrad pie

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

You just reminded me of how last year a university in California had students who held a birthday party for Hitler with a swastika cake.

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[–] REgon@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

The more bigoted the more likely i am to eat it tbh, since I'd want to erase it. However if it was kind of bigoted? I'm probably not going to eat it then. So what is the maximum amount of bigotry you can put into a cake before I will want to eat it again?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Getting into an argument with your SO because you don't see the phrase they chose as "bigoted enough to erase with your stomach" vs "why did you try to bake a bigoted cake?"

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crime@hexbear.net 18 points 10 hours ago

Resist reading another book

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago

a-little-trolling

let them bake cakes

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago
[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

they gonna serve crushed cheatos too, right?

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 12 hours ago

Thanks for the cake bozo.

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